erin @erin@coolmathgam.es

relevant graph before i shutdown the channel

by using zip ties on fiber, i have officially lost 2 of the 8 channels of my LACP

by swapping the brown pairs of an ethernet cable, i’ve crimped the perfect fast ethernet cable

Well, I tried!

Itanium EFI?????? -RFC4578

blades are cool even though i can't flash them with IT mode,,,

for reference for others

M620 blade. H710 Mini D1. Attempted cross flashing to IT mode. Successfully wiped in DOS. Errored on reboot.

I’m 14 hours away from the datacenter by car. A perfect oh fuck situation.

There are no non-critical alerts.

⁣

FUCK.

WHAT

actually installed rasdaemon to see what it would have to say,,

[343202.137888] mce: CMCI storm detected: switching to poll mode

this server really shouldn't be alive

oh god idrac 6

[355459.920246] mce_notify_irq: 59 callbacks suppressed
[355459.920247] mce: [Hardware Error]: Machine check events logged

orange juice, should generally be kept away from your laptop

I just did the unthinkable. Use a gas station without an attendant.

who is this hebert?? why does hebert smiles????

OH GOD OH FUCK