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A late UPS trailer arrival has caused a delay. We're adjusting plans to deliver your package as quickly as possible.

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Restart Now or Key is needed

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Oh god oh shit i walked 12 miles in a day

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update: they’re still sending VET notifications, please help

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There is a new VET available...

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my sleep since working at amazon, pass out with phone in pocket, white badge still on the bed, and not even on a pillow

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i just witnessed a pigeon drag a carcass in its mouth while crows were chasing it down

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Ball! Goes! Up! Then! Down!

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You don’t know the difference between decaffeinated water and your coffee!

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V3t A to Z f1r i7t i9n f2m y2r b6g

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At PayPal, our primary concern is making sure that your money is secure. We do this by routinely reviewing some transactions. We’ve placed your withdrawal under review and this will last for up to 72 hours.

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VET - very, extremely, tired

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when i see "ownership" and "think big" on the walls, that is what i look for in a top

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you know, the amazon writing on the walls can totally relate to top/bottom dynamics

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