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TIL Intel made flash chips.

westin buiiding (not the exchange)

westin buiiding (not the exchange)

TIL shipping live roosters is a thing. Internationally. Just saw a live rooster in a box at the post office today and it had the special horizontal international tagging. Holy heck

every bathroom clearly needs a conference room phone so you can do business while doing business

corn starch packing peanuts smell like popcorn and it is unnerving because they taste nothing like popcorn

a cursed thought. so you know how big a 20 cubic foot bag of packing peanuts is? if you do, you can understand it’s the size of a 5’9 human being and i was thinking, can i stuff the entirety of myself inside a bag of packing peanuts and then comfortably flop to the ground hard?

It’s pretty much a basic atom kiosk box with 2GB RAM and a 320GB HDD installed. No direct control software on this module, other than probably the same SLConsole that runs on the sysadmin laptops?

I’ve pretty much totally pwned the display control module. I could technically run doom on the main display?

my fucking sides

To whoever figured out how to trigger the exit gate sensor in the garage, thanks

OH SHI-

enterprise grade horse cocks, rack mountable, fits in 2U of space and certain orifices

the Way of changing lanes: twist head, change lane, done. notice anything missing in between?

cursed thought, ethernet over fibre channel. no, i don’t mean that one april fools RFC, i mean actual 16G ethernet over fibre channel

hacking the matrix

BEEP BEEP BEEP
DOORS CLOSING

DOORS CLOSING

Arriving at Egg Station.

*Look around for personal belongings and watch your head on the luggage racks

Please look around for your belongings and watch your head on the luggage rack.