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MFW forgetting to stay with parent since I have the child badge

sorry for giving you a mini heart attack staff

@[email protected] she's sharing her location so I can see how close to AGDQ she is, and for some reason it lets me add a button to my home screen

awkwardly sitting behind zfg watching 5 different people be better at oot than me

Watching @[email protected] is a rollercoaster of emotions as we go from a world record to an intentional death

going to go chill with @[email protected] in like 5 hours what should i do

when u meet @[email protected] and @[email protected] within like 5 minutes of each other

is great so far

also I pretty much have to jaywalk to get to gdq

they say this mf is supposed to be warm but I was freezing outside when I got my badge a bit ago

Landed, now I wait to get out of this hellhole

At the airport right now for GDQ, there's some damn good pizza here

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Julian's choices: is a parody Mastodon instance that is NOT AFFILIATED with that site you all know and love.